Video 20 Sep 234,045 notes

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Video 19 Sep 29,466 notes

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Text 19 Sep 332,214 notes

anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

Video 16 Sep 457,547 notes

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

musik-box:

This is 100% what everyone does in their room when they are alone, and this girl filmed it. Bravo.

this is my favorite video in all of human history

Text 16 Sep 20,476 notes

jordybelfort:

xbox turn off

(microsoft sam voice) im afraid i cant let you do that XxSniperDude69xX (kinect begins firing lasers)

Video 13 Sep 14 notes

love4asking:

TF2 + One of the saddest scenes ever = hilarity ensues

     #LOL
     #tf2
Text 12 Sep 81,280 notes HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

solipsistful:

lunastorm-system:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

1 cup per person
-Beth

But what’s one cup of spaghetti???? o:

- Thomas

No idea if it’s a cup but the way I always did it was to make a circle with your index finger and touch it to where your thumb bends. However much spaghetti fits in there.

Video 11 Sep 306 notes

horsecanada9:

fandomsdoitbetter:

THIS FUELED MY NIGHTMARES AS A CHILD

NO NO YOU GUYS DON’T EVEN FUCKING KNOW

WHEN I WAS A WEE LIL FUCKING KID THIS WOULD COME ON 

E V E R Y D A Y

AND MY MA WHO WAS FUCKING PARANOID I WAS GONNA KILL MYSELF SOMEHOW ON ANYTHING IN HER HOUSE ALWAYS MADE ME WATCH THIS ALL THE WAY THROUGH. THIS COMMERCIAL FUCKED ME UP SO BAD. I HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT THOSE DEMONIZED MUPPETS. THEIR DARK SOULLESS EYES STILL FIND THEIR WAY INTO MY DREAMS. WHAT EVER FUCKBOTTLE MADE THIS VIDEO OBVIOUSLY DIDN’T HAVE KIDS. THE CCA COMMERCIALS WILL 

H A U N T    M Y      S O U L

(Source: youtube.com)

     #fnaf
Video 11 Sep 306 notes

horsecanada9:

fandomsdoitbetter:

THIS FUELED MY NIGHTMARES AS A CHILD

NO NO YOU GUYS DON’T EVEN FUCKING KNOW

WHEN I WAS A WEE LIL FUCKING KID THIS WOULD COME ON 

E V E R Y D A Y

AND MY MA WHO WAS FUCKING PARANOID I WAS GONNA KILL MYSELF SOMEHOW ON ANYTHING IN HER HOUSE ALWAYS MADE ME WATCH THIS ALL THE WAY THROUGH. THIS COMMERCIAL FUCKED ME UP SO BAD. I HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT THOSE DEMONIZED MUPPETS. THEIR DARK SOULLESS EYES STILL FIND THEIR WAY INTO MY DREAMS. WHAT EVER FUCKBOTTLE MADE THIS VIDEO OBVIOUSLY DIDN’T HAVE KIDS. THE CCA COMMERCIALS WILL 

H A U N T    M Y      S O U L

YOU COULD MOD FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS WITH THESE ASSHOLES AND IT’D BE JUST AS BAD

(Source: youtube.com)

Text 10 Sep 246,016 notes

zaynshair2k14:

bringingthetruthback:

tinalikesbutts:

So when boys want to wear tank tops, it’s okay, but when I want to do it, it’s indecent and my shoulders are going to give every boy in a 20-mile radius a boner?

if your underage and its a professional environment, wear professional clothing. women have sexual organs on their top half, men don’t, don’t you know biology??

breasts aren’t sexual organs and neither are shoulders do everyone a favor staple your hands to your ass


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